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I'M NO BIG BUDGET LOGGER

Just a local guy who’s really good with a chainsaw

Kristian here. I’m an independent, knowledgeable operator who keeps things simple. I don't use heavy machinery or high-altitude climbing gear; I specialize strictly in ground-level directional felling.

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If your tree can be dropped safely from the roots up, I can get it down. I’m especially ready to help you evict those dead ash trees that the emerald ash borer completely ruined for everyone. Let’s get them safely onto the dirt before the next Ontario windstorm decides to turn your backyard hazard into a very expensive, unrequested skylight.

WHAT WE DO

I SPECIALIZE STRICTLY IN GROUND-LEVEL DIRECTIONAL FELLING

Tree Removal Services

Precision Tree Felling & Dropping

Real-life Tetris. We drop it exactly where we say it’s gonna go,

zero fence lines harmed in the making of this project

Hazardous & Dead Tree Removal

Ticking time bombs, defused. Before that brittle ash tree

decides to do a surprise structural remodel on your roof.

Storm Cleanup & Fallen Trees

The "morning after" crew. When Ontario weather turns your

driveway into an obstacle course, we clear the runway

On-Site Splitting & Stacking

The gym workout you didn't have to do. We do the heavy lifting, splitting, and stacking while you sip your coffee.

Firewood

Split, Seasoned & Ready to Burn

Zero patience required. Properly dried, low-moisture, and

ready for instant cozy vibes. No hissing, no fussing.

Hardwood Heating & Campfire Mix

The ultimate auxiliary heat source. Premium, long-burning local wood for keeping the house warm or the backyard vibes immaculate.

Convenient Delivery or Self-Pickup

Choose your own adventure. Pop by the ranch to load up your truck, or let us bring the stash right to your door.

Neatly Stacked Where You Want It

Satisfying layout aesthetics. We don’t just dump and dash. We stack it so clean it’ll satisfy your inner perfectionist.

IF YOU DON’T WANT THE TREE, WE HAUL IT FOR FREE!
FULLY INSURED. BECAUSE I’M GOOD WITH A CHAINSAW, BUT I’M NOT CRAZY

Made-to-Order Backyard Pricing

From Just a quick trim to that whole tree has got to go. Pay only for what gets done

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